Sexy Sharalaya Pvt. Ltd
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Whats in a name?(naam mein kya hain?)
- If Aparajita decides to eat in a vegetarian hotel, what would the world call this event?
- Answer: OMG it’s Aparajita Kalyani Veg!!!!!!!!
- Sanyukta decides to start her own radio station, she names it?
- Answer: Radio W(iyer)!!!
- Tim Burton came to S.I.MC and he decided he wanted to caste someone from the college in a magnum opus production of his. He found his person but kept it suspense. One year later, people saw the trailer of the movie -
“Mehernaz F Jila with her answer paper in Wonderland”!!!
- What’s the major similarity between Sholay and S.I.M.C?
- Answer: Both of them have legendary Thakurs! ( Just in case you didn’t realise Rohan is a Thakur too!)
- Who cheats a lot during tests and exams in S.I.M.C?
- Answer: Neil (Cheat)nis!!
- Why did Siddhi leave Maharashtra?
- Answer: Coz Thakeray told her “ Abey tuuu Bhopal(e) la nighun jaa, tu ithli nahiss!!!! “
- Who are the two that make Nandan both proud and sad at the same time?
- Answer: Shaan and Pareshaann!!!!!!
- Saket comes to know that Shalini is cheating on him. He is shocked and says???
- Answer: OH MY GHOSH!!
- If Vibhuti Happa decided to build a hotel, she would name it???!!!???
- Answer: Taaajjjuuuu Mahal!
- Anupam Siddharth decided to conduct a test on the Godfather screenings. Every one failed because they were asleep as they could not understand the accent. Who topped?
- Answer: OBVIOUSLY Sherry!! Why? Coz she was Sherry Italia(n) hence she easily understood Marlon Brando’s accent.
- Isha Chauhan lovessss soft toys!!! So what did her best friends gift her on her birthday???
- Answer: Teddy Ashok!!
- Sexy Sharalaya: Arey NeilgirI we should come up with a joke on Nakul. After all he was our roommate in Panchgani!
- Neilgiri: Yeh! Let’s think of one!!!
- Thinking thinking thinking.........
- Sexy Sharalaya: Yeh, i got a riddle!
- Neilgiri: Shoot! I am all ears!!
- Sexy Sharalaya: If Nakul was to play a character in Mahabharat, which character would he play?
- Neilgiri: Hmnnn, i don’t know. Answer?
- Sexy Sharalaya: Any character will do, but most definitely a Kaura(va)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
- Neilgiri: Arey, why can’t he play ‘Nakul the Pandava’??
- Neilgiri and Sexy Sharalaya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING THEIR SUPER SEXY ASSESS OFF!!
- What SIMC couple is good for your hair?
Ans : S(h)ampu.
- One more on our world famous S.I.M.C couple!
- Dhruv Prakash when he is drunk: Sampu Roxx!
- Dhruv Prakash in his senses: Sampu Roxxx!!!
- Dhruv Prakash during class hours: Sampu Roxxxxx!!!!!
- Dhruv Prakash at pavement: Sampu Roxxxxxxx!!!!!!!
- Dhruv Prakash while having sex: Well Ahem ahem ahem!!!
- Whats Ayesha’s favourite slogan?
Ans : V-shal overcome!
- And what’s Vishal’s favourite slogan?
- Why doesnt Sreyashi support the Kolkata IPL team?
Ans : Because, DEY doesn’t get along with the kNIGHTriders!
- Who got a warning letter for getting a tiger to college?
Ans : Nandan Sher-laya!
- Once Pragya is sleeping in class. The prof comes from behind and :Prof : Oh, ho ho ho! Whats this? Are we relaxing?
Pragya : No, im Pragya Singh.
- What will children in the future say when the visit the hall of fame in the UN museum?
Ans : Koshtub, Voh-raha!
- Who turns up everytime someone has a smoke?
Ans : Malvika ASHer
- Who is the most successful person in college so far?
Ans : Purnima, coz she frequently reaches out to the Akash (sky).
- But it’s a damn competitive world. If Purnima can reach the sky, who can touch the stars?
Ans : Chandani !
- Why was Angi’s native tounge mentioned as ‘Punjabi’ in the records?
Ans : Coz they thought he is Angi Kaur!
- Who is the in-house expert on outdoor advertising?
Ans : Monica BANERjee
- Who is the Kamina?
Ans : Jay DHANTANA!
- Who is a true believer in ’17 till I die’ ?
Ans : Trisha SATRA
- Who is the most restless, noisy person?
Ans : (pr)Ashant Kanaujia
- Which character in college is actually fictional like all Karan Johar movies?
Ans : A-myth!
- What is Neha P.’s favourite food?
Ans : Pee-za!
- Against the wishes of her family and friends, Neha P decided to marry DHANTANA. S.I.M.C decided to close for two days in protest. Why?
32. If you throw Trisha the one with normal human hair, in a dust bin, what does she still say!!!
- Answer: I am Bin-"Das"!
- Neilgiri: B********! English main bol, nahi toh Anisha will go ask Vishal Jokare for subtitles!
- By : Nandan and Neil (http://www.neilgiri.blogspot.com/)