Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Overheard @ SIMC

With no offence meant! :)

This is a tribute to all the legendary one-liners that we have heard in college so far. Some find place here for sheer quantity while the others are here because of their outstanding quality. However, please note that this is a list of the quotations that have been overheard by the authour which he finds funny or interesting. You may/may not connect with all of them. As it is, the author is renowned for his utter lameness and remarkably horrifying taste. Thus you are encouraged to come up with your own choices as well. Lastly, no offence intended to anyone at all in this whole concept. It is an um, ah... a labour of love.


“Because I am a sadist.” -ProfASer

“You will count the exact number of shots in this feature film. Not one more and not one less. And if you do so, you get a prize. You will get to survive.” – ProfASer

“You are 240 seconds late.” - Radi-yo!

“You tell me.” -PyaR

“The countdown begins” -PyaR

“There is greenery in India because Ashoka planted trees on both sides of the road. This is an example of ancient PR” -still PyaR

“See 3 idiots once again.” - RG ki baat

“OK.” -BCA


“OK” -still BCA

“OK” -BCA forever!

“I have no more stories to tell.” (yeah right!) -Mohan Sir


“Im a small town boy.” -Vishal Menda

“I come from a place near Chandigarh.” -Akanksha Arya (to the big boss sitting on the podium. Who replied by asking,”Doesnt it have a name?”)

“Basicaly, my life only has shades of grey.” –Adi Akash

“Shit happens, dude. Its Pune mannn!” – Shiv

“The lift was not working. I had to take the stairs. That is why im late. Please let me in just this one time!” – Any latecomer.

“My flight landed behind schedule. That is why im late. Please let me in just this one time!” –Koshtub Vohra

“The SIMC computers show a wrong time and run behind the actual time. That is why im late. Please let me in just this one time!” –Koshtub Vohra

“I had to go to the office regarding some work. That is why im late. Please let me in just this one time!” - Guess who!

“Uffff! You are so cheap!! GO DIE!! “ -Sreyashi Dey

“Sampu rocks!!” -Dhruv Prakash (suddenly in the middle of a very soulful song he was singing at Soul Curry)

“She is one of the most good looking girls in SIMC.” -Krishanu Jha (an ardent devotee of the Goddess Lakshmi)

“Mera aur uska kuch hone wala hai. J - Go Krish!

“Mera aur uska kuch nahi hone wala hai. L -Oh Krish!

“Set your priorities straight!” -Purnima R.

“You guyss! Listen up! “ -Trisha S.

“Lets go to Faaso’s” -All smokers.

“Lets go to 204.” - Everyone who has graduted beyond that.

“Raaajeeev yaaaar! Dont play DOTA yaar!!” -Radhika G.

“Sir, facebook kyun nahin khul raha hai??” - Standard Comp Lab querry

“Sir, please see my truck.” - Standard photoshop pracs request

“Listen to this joke!” - Neil Chitnis

“Wot yaar! No re!!! I DONT talk like that yaar.” -Neha P.

“Bravo! Bravo! Well done!” –Nandan

“SIMC boys are such a dissapointment.” - (Most) SIMC girls till they get boyfriends.

“I wont be judgemental. I wont bitch. I will clear out issues with the person involved rather than making a big matter out of it. I will make my parents proud” - The Panchgani Effect.

-Neil Chitnis


  1. Dear Neil,

    You are freaking brilliant!


  2. Haha! This is awesome. We should make this a weekly thing. Weekly round-ups of things that people say.

  3. this is like kickass......awesome..... :D lol lol

  4. adding some more out of experience
    Good shit - Ranga
    Mujhe maar daal - Kamalini
    Listen Darling - Renita

  5. GAZAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bloody Awesome!!!!!!!!

  6. Haha.
    This is stuff that most '11 people will identify with as well.

  7. Neil - finally something that's not a pj...i'm getting emotional by the gravity of it all...LOL!!

    Amazing stuff and totally true!!! Write more!!

  8. goodness me! it is brilliant!



    keep on with the good work neil chitnis.